How We All Feel Six Months Into 2020

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This week we meet a cool old guy, listen to a bunch of “Hurt” covers, check out a creepy Jar-Jar Binks toy, see more Keanu in Cyberpunk and watch a pretty pancake die.

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Dude has a super old prototype Karakoke machine that still works and meanwhile, my PS4 and Xbox controllers need to be replaced every two years or so.

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If you live long enough in the apocalypse, you can just start telling people you wrote any song you remember. “Yeah, I call this one ‘Wonderwall.’”

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I can’t wait for a few years from now when we get another update about this guy and he now has a whole bus covered in phones that he drives while running around catching Pikachu and Rattatas.

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I’m excited to play this, even if I’m worried I’m going to lose interest halfway through.

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This seems unfair. Jar-Jar is a bit dumb and silly, but even he knows to wear a mask during a pandemic.

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The first picture is mean in January of this year. The second picture is mean today. So I can’t imagine what the pancake and I will look like come December 2020.

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Depending on how much Keanu is in this game, it might already be a contender for my Game of The Year.

I saw someone suggest Minecraft is “dead” and I just giggled. The game is still raking in millions. It has more players than you can imagine. Just because you and your friends get bored doesn’t mean a game is dead. It just means you moved on.

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I know I’m in the minority on this one, but I’m excited about this game. I like Crystal Dynamics, I like Marvel and I’m excited for a comic book game that grows over time.

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